The Wizard was one of the best adverts of all time, and while the one below doesn’t quite live up to that standard, it’s still a lot of fun to watch.
Not only does it feature Iwata and Miyamoto being vacuumed Luigi’s Mansion-style into a 3DS unit, it features Mr. Meat man Reggie Fils-Aime holding Bowser in his hand. If that doesn’t get you a boner, I don’t know what will.
Actually, a state of sexual arousal would probably do it. Not that Reggie doesn’t stimulate that anyway.