In today’s edition of news that shouldn’t really be news because this is America and I believe in freedom of choice – Bethesda has confirmed that you can marry “anyone” in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

This was confirmed today by Bethesda PR guru Pete Hines via his Twitter account:

However, when he was asked by another user if that meant you could engage in Beastiality (/facepalm), he clarified:

Get ready for hot Argonian girl on girl action on November 11th.

What, you were totally thinking about that too…

38 COMMENTS

  1. That leaves me a little confused.  So, separate races can’t get married to each other?  Like an Imperial and an Elf can’t get married?  Or an Imperial and a Khajiit?

  2. I don’t get why this is even an issue. I think its awesome it gives you the freedom, not to mention Girl-on-Girl action once you get bored with you’re first character and just want to roll something new and have different experiences.

    • It shouldn’t be an issue, which is clearly why Hines wasn’t even making a big deal out of it.  What I’m waiting for is the ability to have kids over a 9 month period of time and then train them to be your companion NPC’s as they grow up… or kill them.

        • Right?  and technically it’s not even that hard of a gameplay mechanic to implement.  They just get bigger over time and have different dialogue options and abilities.

          • Considering Fable lets you have kids, I don’t see it being a troubling mechanic for the awesomeness that is Skyrim. Would be dope if he randomly develops his own personality I.E Royal jackass or a Nobleman. aaaaah the possibilities.

  3. I think this news is kinda gay…

    Lol best pun ever.

    No but seriously how about just putting 2 girls who can get married but not 2 guys. Everyone wants to see lesbians..well..be lesbians.

    Idk call me a homophobe all you want but something about 2 guys porking each other really turns me off. Fuck I’m awesome with gay puns…Holy shit, get it? Gay puns?…Because the puns are homosexual & stupid? Opps I’m not allowed to say that anymore. I better stop with these faggy puns.

    • So don’t let your male character marry a male character. That way you won’t see the gay male action. Simple as that. I’m a girl and I want to see guy on guy action. So everyone is happy. 

    • Wow, you seem like a witty, well-adjusted, functioning member of society. You are totally a highscool graduate, l can tell. Nice double standards, bro. Just don’t make your guy pork another guy and everything will be golden. No one’s making you watch. lt’s very rare that l ever comment on anything but that was just so stupid l can’t help myself. l hope to the high heavens that you’re trolling. lf so a++++ would read again. 

  4. I think this news is kinda gay…

    Lol best pun ever.

    No but seriously how about just putting 2 girls who can get married but not 2 guys. Everyone wants to see lesbians..well..be lesbians.

    Idk call me a homophobe all you want but something about 2 guys porking each other really turns me off. Fuck I’m awesome with gay puns…Holy shit, get it? Gay puns?…Because the puns are homosexual & stupid? Opps I’m not allowed to say that anymore. I better stop with these faggy puns.

  5. F**king stupid. Morons are just doing a publicity stunt to attract the homo crowd. They account for .01% of all gamers but hey…lets do that anyway. Stupids. 

  6.  why games have to be sexual ? it’s not sexual but gay and lesbian sexual.
    this is not a freedom, this is a disrespect, we play games to have fun and use our minds and enjoy it as a game.

    stupid call.

  7.  why games have to be sexual ? it’s not sexual but gay and lesbian sexual.
    this is not a freedom, this is a disrespect, we play games to have fun and use our minds and enjoy it as a game.

    stupid call.

  8. this is just a political correctness move to make people happy. the percentage of gays is pretty low yet they are getting a rather large say compared to other groups of people

  9. hahaha im suprised there isnt any christians freaking out in the comment section unlike the las website that posted this story, ahhh massive comment wars make me laugh

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