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Bit of an oldie today, but I recently remembered it, and to be honest I think it’s worth remembering. What follows happens to be one of the most catchy songs I have ever heard. It also happens to be the one that is impossible to sing aloud in any sort of public place. Get all settled in, and enjoy (massively NSFW lyrics).

This song also managed to get into the UK top 40 singles chart once. Check out some more videos by the artist as well, they’re all gems.

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