Epic Games will “fortnicate” with Jessica Chobot at Comic-Con 2012.  Get it?  Fortni… never mind.  What I meant to say was that Chobot, host of G4TV’s X-Play and Attack of the Show, will unite with Epic Games (in a totally non sexual way) to reveal a new game titled Fortnite.

If you want to be one of the first to get a glimpse of the hot and steamy joystiq throbbing peep show, grab a handful of quarters and head over to room 6A on Thursday, July 12th, at 10:45 AM PST.  That’s where you’ll find Design Director, Cliff Bleszinski Producer, Tanya Jessen, and Lead Artist, Pete Ellis, stripping down to their skivvies, and whipping out a little something they’re confidently calling both “classic” and “all-new.”  My guess?  It will involve a thick 70s chest hair piece glued onto one of those blue Na’vi people from Avatar.  Or, it could just be more of this…