We’re going to give you a little peek behind the curtain of RipTen LLC, Inc., a subsidiary of Awesome Entertainment in affiliation with I Just Made This Shit Up Corp. We’ve been toying around with the idea of throwing our review scale out the window in favor of something we like to call the “Seconds to Nolan” proprietary approval system. It’s a complicated rubric that involves a stopwatch and Nolan North’s voice. The sooner we hear his dulcet tones, the better the score.

With that, It’s with great pleasure that we are naming Deadpool our 2013 game of the year. Not only is it all Nolan, all the time, but he’s talking directly to us. I know, right? I didn’t think he even knew our names, but now he’s sending us emails and chatting me up. He even knows how much we love Marvel Comics’ Deadpool. OMG, such an uhmaaaaaaazing character.

You should go to this website he made just for us. You can hear him talk all about his role as the Merc with a Mouth, High Moon Studios, Activision, blah blah blah. Just click the link.