Do you dare touch the Stick of Truth? Well, you probably¬†shouldn’t, as according to this new trailer for South Park: The Stick of Truth, Cartman will get properly pissed if you attempt to. Released during the VGAs this past weekend, the latest trailer sets up a bit more of the plot and what will most likely be the player character: the new kid. Check it out here:

Jesus with a machine gun. The indiscriminate racism of Cartman. Yup, seems like a South Park thing.

South Park: The Stick Of Truth comes to Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, and Windows come March 2013.