I’m going to be totally honest with you, I have no idea where this will go, in fact, I didn’t even know what I wanted to use for the headline image but I figured ketchup and cheerios never killed anyone so let’s go with that. Essentially I was bored with all the SimCity news so I figured I’d take a few requests from people on Twitter for Photoshop mashups. The only rule I set was that one part of the mashup had to be gaming related.

If Twitter followers and readers like this and continue to request more mashups I will continue to do them and post them here for consumption each Monday. You are welcome to post in the comments section below if you would like to see one made and you are also welcome to follow me on twitter @ChadLakkis.

Alright, now that the introduction is out of the way, let’s start with the first mashup requested today. This one comes from @MarkWaikien who asked to see Kratos in Twilight. And if you think about it, it’s not a bad request since his complexion is pretty much tailor made to replace Edward Cullen in that film.


The next request came from @leggonade who wanted to know if I could mash Mass Effect’s Commander Shepard and a “ruthless gang member,” his words, not mine. I thought about it long and hard for a few moments and then it hit me…there is no place on earth that has more ruthless gang members crammed into one place then the warehouse in the Michael Jackson Beat It video.


Now, this next request may scare a few people but that was kinda’ the idea. A former RipTen writer, Jon Zungre, messaged me and asked for a mashup of Miyamoto and the horror movie of my choice. This is one you may be seeing around the web and in your nightmares for years to come. I call it, SCREAMAMOTO and if he doesn’t kill you the Wii Music surely will. Bwahahahaha!!!


That was it for today’s Twitter requests.

Now here are a few I did on my own just for the hell of it.

This one combines Carpentry and Super Mario. I’m not much of a handyman but if Home Depot sold tools like this I’d certainly get more shit done around the house.


This next entry combines Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s Leatherface with the Gears of War Chainsaw Bayonette. This combination screams match made in hell. Running away from Leatherface was hard enough when he was toting an ordinary chainsaw.


Alright, this one gives you some animated action. If you like Family Guy and Saints Row The Third show Stewie and the Penetrator some respect. And for the love of God never ever be late with his money.

stewie-pentrator-beat-down-mashThis should be animated. If for some reason it’s not please refresh the page.

And just imagine if Honest Abe Lincoln had been packing a Railway Rifle at Ford’s Theatre.  John Wilkes Booth’s might have been on the receiving end of that historical headshot.

If Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo could have used the BFG 9000 in the 1993 Super Mario Bros. Movie it might have been a wash at best.

Last but not least, who can say no to the combination of Jeff Goldblum, a Cerebral Bore, and an island full of angry dinosaurs. Jurassic Park and Turok all day long.

I am going to be up for a few more hours so if you feel the urge to tweet at me or post a request in the comments section below I will do my best to add it to this page as long as my eyes are still functioning properly. And if you really enjoyed this please pass it along!