Peter Molyneux makes promises. So does Peter Molydeux. Guess whose are getting fulfilled first. (Hint: Worship the goatee.)
Sprint and Kevin Durant downplay doodle jumps to promote jump shots. Smart move?
Knock, knock. It's a-me, Mario. Me and-a my brother Luigi hear-a you need someone to snake-a you drain and plumb-a you warp pipe?
Kevin Butler departs Sony for where?! Say it ain't so, ... say it ain't so.
The following is a satirical piece. It is not meant to be taken seriously. If you take it seriously, I'm afraid there may be no hope for you.
When acts of terrorism happen in the past, Mark Wahlberg could have saved us all. Rated M for "Moron."